Granny Went To The Bank To Deposit Her $1M.

Granny went to the bank to deposit her $1M

She was greeted by the Bank Manager.

Manager: “Good morning, ma’am! That’s quite a fortune. May I ask where did it come from?”

Granny: “I have a knack for gambling. These are my winnings.”

M: “I have no doubt. However, our policies prevent us from accepting it due to anti-money-laundering laws.’

G: “Don’t fret, I understand, good sir. How about a bet?”

M: “I’m sorry?”

G: “I’d bet a million dollars that your balls are squared. Like two cubes in a b@lls@ck.”

M: “That’s nonsense! Well, okay. I accept. 1 million dollars.”

G: “Very well, I’ll come by tomorrow with my money & lawyer to have a look at those b@11s.”

The bank manager rushed home to double-check and inspect his testicles in the mirror. With full confidence, he can’t wait to claim his easy money.

The next day, at the ...

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