Jonny Went To School

Jonny went to school one day and later that day his dad got a call

saying he needs to pick up his son because he had had s*x with a teacher.

When Jonny got home his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike.

When they bought the bike Jonny was offered to ride the bike but he declined it and

replied with my butt still hurts.