He went to her and said, “Mrs
Williams, do you know who I am?”
He replied: “Of course I know who you are, sir
Rowley. I’ve known you since I was a kid, and to be honest, you’re a real disappointment. You lie, you cheat on your wife, you cheat people, you talk behind their backs. You think you’re some kind of big shot, but if you had half a brain, you’d realize you’re nothing more than a simple pencil pusher. Oh, I know exactly who you are.”
The prosecutor put his chin on the floor. Startled, he pointed around the room, trying to divert her attention: “Mrs
Williams… do you know who the lawyer is?
He replied: “Of course I do. I know Mr
Carbuncle since childhood. A lazy bum with a drinking problem. He can’t have a normal relationship with anyone and is one of the worst lawyers in the county. On top of that, he cheated on his wife with three different girls, one of whom was your wife. Yes, I know exactly who he is.”
The lawyer looked like he was about to have a stroke.
The judge ordered the prosecutor and defense attorney to come closer, whispering in a low but frenzied voice.
“If any of you ask if you know who I am, I’ll put you both behind bars for life!”
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