Please doctor help me

Patient: Please doctor help me. I have been stung by a bee.

Doctor: Don’t worry. I’ll put some cream on it.

Patient: You’ll never find the bee. It must be miles away by now.

Doctor: No No please understand. I’ll put some cream on the place u were stung.

Patient: Oh! it happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree.

Doctor: You #$%&! I mean in which part of the body did the bee sting.

Patient: It stung me on my finger.

Doctor: Which one?

Patient: How am I to know? all the bees look the same to me