A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane.
Suddenly, the plane developed engine trouble
In spite of the best efforts of the pilot, the plane started to go down.
Finally, the pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they had better jump, and then he bailed out.
Unfortunately, there were only three parachutes remaining.
The doctor grabbed one and said “I'm a doctor, I save lives, so I must live,” and jumped out.
The lawyer then said, “I'm a lawyer and lawyers are the smartest people in the world
I deserve to live.”
He also grabbed a parachute and jumped.
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