Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment.
“How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” she asked.”
“It’s $130”, was the prompt reply.
“$130!” gasped Sally, that’s ridiculous!
There must be a way for you to go cheaper.
“Well,” said the Dentist thoughtfully, I suppose if we don’t numb it, we could knock off $30.
“Only $30?,” countered Sally, “that’s still $100, you’ve got to make it cheaper.”
“Well,” said the Dentist after a long pause, “I suppose if we take it out with a wrench we could knock it down to $50.”
“Perfect”, said Sally happily. “I would like to make an appointment for next Tuesday, for my husband Jack.”
New Joke : A widowed Jewish lady
A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Tel Aviv.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him...
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