Joke of the day : A passenger on the plane was being difficult – but the flight attendant's response is fabulous

 head and

 
said, “In my country, I am called a

 Princess and I take orders from no

 one.”

To which the flight attendant replied, without

 missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my

 country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you.

 Tray up, B****!”