Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man ma...
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him… … and during her questions about his lif...
DoJokes – When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him…
… and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex.
“Tarzan not know sex.” he replied.
Jane explained to him what it was.
“Ohhh…Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, Jane said, “Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.
“Here.” she said, pointing to her privates, “You must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her right in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed, “What did you do that for?!”
Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.
A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at h...
Dojokes: A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Pl...
An old farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons. When his sons opened up the will it read: “My eldest son should...
One day, a class of third-graders from the city were taking a field trip to the country to visit a small farm. The kids w...
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him… … and during her questions about his lif...
Dirty Joke – When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle
When Jane first met Tarzan in the jungle, she was instantly attracted to him…
… and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he had ever had sex.
“Tarzan not know sex.” he replied.
Jane explained to him what it was.
“Ohhh…Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree.”
Horrified, Jane said, “Tarzan, you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly.”
She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground.
“Here.” she said, pointing to her privates, “You must put it in here.”
Tarzan removed his loin cloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her right in the crotch!
Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.
Eventually, she managed to gasp for air and screamed, “What did you do that for?!”
Tarzan replied, “Check for squirrel.
Trump walks electronics store. The salesman “I’d into an He says to like to buy that little TV and install it in my limo”...
Trump walks electronics store
Trump walks electronics store.
The salesman “I’d into an He says to like to buy that little TV and install it in my limo”.
“Sorry, I don’t want to sell you anything.”
Angered, Trump takes the limo home and decides to give it another go.
To cleverly fool the salesman, he dyes his hair black, puts on an Elvis costume and goes back to the store.
“I’d like to buy that TV!”
“I told you Mr. Trump, I’m not selling anything to you.”
Fuming, Trump goes back to his hotel, calls the best make up artist in the city and tells her can you make me look like Obama? “Sure”, she says.
A couple of hours later Trump is the spitting image of Obama.
He goes back to the store.
“Sell me that TV”, he demands in a deep, commanding voice.
“Mr Trump, 1 am telling you for the last time, I will NOT sell you ANYTHING.”
Trump starts jumping up and down in frustration, making a scene.
“How do you know!?” he cries loudly. “Because that is not a TV, that is a micro wave ove.”
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